The world's ten most unanswerable questions include 'what is the meaning of life', 'does God exist', and 'what really happened to TV gangster Tony Soprano', according to new research. The full list is below and I’ll let you work out your answers before you see mine .....
1 What is the meaning of life?
2 Is there a God?
3 Do blondes have more fun?
4 What is the best way to lose weight?
5 Is there anybody out there?
6 Who is the most famous person in the world?
7 What is love?
8 What is the secret to happiness?
9 Did Tony Soprano die?
10 How long will I live?
And my answers are:
1 What is the meaning of life?
Anything you want it to be.
2 Is there a God?
Probably not but if you have a vivid imagination – carry on believing. It’s probably just as well quite a few people believe in a God as the world would be a far worse place if they didn’t. Just think of those around you – the God fearing/worshipping ones are much better citizens, on average, than the non-believers.
3 Do blondes have more fun?
I’m afraid the answer is ‘totally, absolutely, no doubt about it’.
4 What is the best way to lose weight?
Bulimia or liposuction.
5 Is there anybody out there?
Who’s asking? If however, we’re talking about space, of course there is.
6 Who is the most famous person in the world?
Depends where you live. Right now, in the UK it’s probably the Pope, elsewhere Barak Obama.
7 What is love?
Everybody has their own definition but why the big song and dance about ‘love’? Lust is a much stronger emotion and can be more easily defined.
8 What is the secret to happiness?
A good claret and regular sex.
9 Did Tony Soprano die?
Who’s he? And do we care?
10 How long will I live?
Ask an actuary. They’re not often wrong.
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