Sung to the tune of the Herman Hermit’s song – No Milk Today
My body’s being changed, my willy rearranged
The doctors all agree, that as I cannot pee
They need to use a knife, to end my trouble and strife
How could they know just what this posting means
The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams
How could they know, the phallus there had been
Behind the door, where my love reigned supreme
No blog today, it wasn't always so
The writing came its way, I’d do it night and day
But all that’s left is a stump, red and bloody
A crying shame when I get back home to you
Becomes all limp when I think of you only
Just too sore to screw
No blog today, it wasn't always so
The writing came its way, I’d do it night and day
As music played, the faster did we dance We felt it both at once, the end of our romance No Blog today, the surgeon’s got his way
I’m down here at
The nurses stop and stare, my predicament aware
They laugh and smirk with glee, but at least I’ll be able to pee
No blog today, it wasn't always so
The writing came its way, I’d do it night and day
But all that’s left is a stump red and bloody
A crying shame when I get back home to you
Becomes all limp when I think of you only
Just too sore to screw
The original can be found here……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQepFF-Sr0
No comments:
Post a Comment