24 December 2010

....And Seasons Greetings to You Too

The letter shown was written by a Lib-Dem MP to one of his constituents who had obviously complained about next year's royal wedding and was featured on the Guido Fawkes, political blog site. Nice to see the spirit of 'goodwill to all men' at Christmas being extended to his voters!



Well, that’s it for a few days. Apologies that there have not been photos to accompany J’s Kenya blog but once again, the Google Blog editor doesn’t seem to be able to cope with longer than usual articles when accompanied by photos! Her final two articles will appear after Xmas.

We’re having a houseful for Xmas day and I’m sure we’ll have a ball if we manage to find seats at the lunch table for all fourteen people! After Xmas lunch on our own in 2009, Le Brin will be rocking this year!

J, Guy, Kitty and your's truly wish you and your families a great Xmas and a very happy new year.  

23 December 2010

J's Trip to Kenya - Part III


Thursday 2nd December


Thursday morning dawned bright and early.  The walls of my room were squared off before they reached the rafters, leaving open roof space below the corrugated iron covering meaning that no room in the dwelling had a ceiling. The small house consisted of three rooms plus a tiny kitchen, and because of the open ‘attic’, it was possible to hear every movement and every conversation taking place in the house.  

Moses and his wife were in the other bedroom sharing the bed with their two youngest daughters aged 10 and 2.  The four other visiting Pastors and family members were billeted throughout the village.  They all convened in our house for breakfast where I had been promised an African version of deep fried doughnuts and copious amounts of African tea. 

As I lay in my bed, listening to the morning sounds, I wondered what to do...I heard the gas being lit on the other side of the wall and water being poured out.  Florence, yet another of Moses’ adopted daughters, started singing as she prepared tea.  I slyly emptied my ‘water bottle’ out of the window.  There was no way I was going to visit the loo during the darkness of the night.  Thank God for the Shewee!! As I heard voices I recognised, I called out through the roof space ‘Habari za asabuhi’ (good morning in Swahili). Nzuri was the response I received, followed by ‘Julie, your water’s ready’!

My first encounter with an African toilet the previous evening had been somewhat embarrassing.  I had held off as long as possible but eventually retrieved my loo roll and casually tried to navigate across the living room area.  Moses was seated in conversation with the four visiting Pastors.  Seeing me with the loo roll, in no doubt as to where I was going, he broke off his conversation to ask, ‘Are you sure you know what you are doing??  Is it a number 1 or a number 2??’ ‘Stop right there’ I yelled and fled across the garden only to return two minutes later as I realised I had forgotten to take the key!

After my visit to the toilet, I was quite prepared for my next initiation - the African shower. Tatu, Moses’ wife walked with me back to the ‘loo’.  Sitting on top of the stool  was a large bowl of water.  Above the door were two nails, one on which to hang your clothes and the other, your towel.  The ledge of the tiny high up, open, window is where you place your soap. Tatu explained that you start from the top of your body (your cleaner bits) and work down to the dirty bits. She had added a pan full of hot water into the bowl so it was a wonderful warm temperature.  ‘I have made you an African shower’, she said proudly handing me an empty, plastic Blue Band margarine tub into which she had punctured many holes. Full of warm water and held above my head in the privacy of the tiny loo, this invention did a wonderful job!

Showered and dressed, I came out the loo to a hive of activity in the garden.  Newly laundered clothes had been draped across bushes to dry in the hot sun.  Paul James was busy ironing the creases out of his trousers.  The iron was filled with hot charcoal.  How do they find the motivation to do all this without electricity?

Friday 3rd December

Before I left France to return to Kisumu, I was very touched by the individuals who had given donations to take with me.  I guess this started when I had a stall at the local Vide Grenier (car boot sale) here in Tourrettes.  It was an incredibly tiring day but I managed to raise almost 300 euros and Nicky and Tim (the Isaiah Trust trustees) suggested I use this to supplement the Maize supply which would mean food on the table for the next four months or so.

As my travel day approached, numerous other donations begin to arrive.  A local minister, now retired, hastily placed some ‘notes’ in my hand and someone who had read my interview in a local magazine, sent a cheque for 200 euros.  I took my stewardship of this money very seriously.  I really wanted to use it in a way that would form a strong connection or bond between the donor and the beneficiary. As soon as I met Pastor Peter Mackenzie, I knew he would be one of those beneficiaries. 

On the face of it, Namamatatoa would appear to sound idyllic.  It is a beautiful, incredibly fertile place but is decimated by the Aids epidemic.  The villagers who haven’t moved to the cities and the relatives of those who have died from Aids, now consist of widows and orphans all of whom are incredibly poor. No one more than Pastor Peter Mackenzie understands this demographic disaster more than he does.  

When I asked him about his story he remembered Covenant House (the home I stay in when in Kisumu).  He was one of Mama Pat’s original boys, orphaned, living rough on the streets and then he moved into her orphanage as a 10 year old.  He was one of the lucky ones - he received an education and furthered his interests by enrolling in Bible College. Invited by Moses to start a church in Namamatatoa, he has a complete understanding of the pressures that influence the youths in this small rural community. Under his influence and guidance, 12 youths gave their lives to Christ and were baptised in the river during our 5 day stay.  When asked if Pastor Pete needed anything, he said that his ministry could be greatly extended if only he had a bicycle to continue ‘spreading the word’.  Thanks to the ‘divine connection’ with our local ex Minister, also called Peter, Pastor Peter Mackenzie now has a bike!

With the donation from another source, it is planned to lay the foundations and build a kindergarten so the tiny ones can be taken care of whilst their mothers work on the land to help feed the village.  Maybe Namamatatoa may actually exist on Google Maps one day!

I was so busy talking to Magdalena and Pastor Pete that it was approaching lunchtime before I asked for an update on the progress of ‘my little boy’, John Felix.  The response was not good.  He’s been lying down all morning – ‘I think it’s Malaria’, said the Pastor.

I found him stretched out on a mattress in the shade, weak as a kitten, limp and with hardly any response at all.  For me it was shocking but my rational mind told me that I had to accept that this is an everyday occurrence for many of the inhabitants here in Africa. With its limited funds, the Isaiah Trust cannot keep a stock of essential medicines and whilst serious illnesses (eg. Typhoid) would warrant a visit to the public hospital, many illnesses and infections are simply left to run their course.  

I gently helped John Felix into my little bedroom and lay him on my bed.  Looking through my stock of lotions, potions and medicines, I administered some Nurofen and then sponged him down with cold water.  I lay on the bed next to him, held his tiny hand and thanked God that I was there to take care of him. 
Later that day Moses took me to find a local pharmacy where I bought a stock of Malaria tablets (another donation put to good use).  In charge of dosing up John Felix, day and night over the next few days, I am pleased to say he made an excellent recovery and became stronger.  In no time at all he was sitting up playing games with me and winning.  I thought of the 24/7 access to Hospitals, Clinics and Doctors that we have in our world and thanked God that for once, I was in the right place at the right time. No child should go through that despair and misery. 

22 December 2010

Les Anglais et Le Vin

Much has been made of Britain's recent love affair with wine, yet our knowledge of ‘el vino’ hardly extends beyond telling the difference between red and white, a new survey claims.

Despite large increases in the amount we consume, it seems we do not take much notice of what we are actually pouring down our throats. More than half (58 per cent) of Britons still think that Chablis is a type of grape when it is actually a region in France, with a further 43 per cent thinking Chardonnay is a region in France when it is actually a grape. Another 43 per cent failed to recognise that Beaujolais is a region in France, no doubt thinking about the 2nd Thursday in November when everybody in London gets legless by drinking the plonk which had only been bottled a couple of weeks previously!

And when it comes to Champers, despite the UK being the second biggest consumers of fizz in the world, nearly one in five (16 per cent) do not know that Champagne is in France rather than Spain, Italy or Germany. Sacrilege!

The research by Morrisons supermarket chain showed that nearly three quarters (74 per cent) of Britons claim that price is their main motivation when choosing a wine ahead of the label (44 per cent), colour (42 per cent), or to match their food (38 per cent).

Many of us do judge a book by its cover when it comes to wine, with almost a quarter (23 per cent) saying a pretty bottle will sway their decision.

Now I have to confess, when we did office ‘booze cruises’ to France (strangely called a booze cruise despite the fact that we generally took the train!), I piled as much cheap plonk as I could into my trolley. It was generally for my own drinking anyway, so quality wasn’t high on the list of priorities and I agree that given two similarly priced bottles, I would choose the one with the label which was most attractive.

Ten years on and having been exposed to, let’s say a more cultured way of drinking, I now know what wines to buy and whether a particular wine is a good buy.

Much of my wine comes from my mate who is running a wine business in the area and so I trust his judgement, and whilst some of his wines are quite superb, some are not quite so hot however, but it all comes down to personal taste in the end, and price of course.

But it was when a friend visited recently and I recalled that when she was my client in BT, she would decimate my expenses by ordering a hugely expensive wine, Gevrey Chambertin, so when she announced that she was coming down, I started looking for Gevrey Chambertin in the shops.

I found a 2002 at €22 and called my mate who has the wine business to see if he could supply it but his advice was ‘buy it – I can’t do it for that price’. Then I found a 2008 for €17 and latterly I’ve spotted a 1998 for €22, so despite my Scottish tendencies, I’ve been buying up expensive stocks of Gevrey Chambertin and laying them down for some time in the future when I’ll get a bottle out and think that if I was drinking it in a restaurant it would be costing €100 or so. And then I’ll put it back again – untouched, too mean to drink it!

Of course, J could wreak havoc on my Burgundy cellar by doing what she does to my stock of Chablis and Montagny Premier Cru – by using it in her cooking!   

21 December 2010

J's Trip To Kenya - Part II


Thursday 2nd December

Thursday morning dawned bright and early.  The walls of my room were squared off before they reached the rafters, leaving open roof space below the corrugated iron covering meaning that no room in the dwelling had a ceiling. The small house consisted of three rooms plus a tiny kitchen, and because of the open ‘attic’, it was possible to hear every movement and every conversation taking place in the house. Moses and his wife were in the other bedroom sharing the bed with their two youngest daughters aged 10 and 2.  The four other visiting Pastors and family members were billeted throughout the village.  They all convened in our house for breakfast where I had been promised an African version of deep fried doughnuts and copious amounts of African tea. 

As I lay in my bed, listening to the morning sounds, I wondered what to do...I heard the gas being lit on the other side of the wall and water being poured out.  Florence, yet another of Moses’ adopted daughters, started singing as she prepared tea.  I slyly emptied my ‘water bottle’ out of the window.  There was no way I was going to visit the loo during the darkness of the night.  Thank God for the Shewee!! As I heard voices I recognised, I called out through the roof space ‘Habari za asabuhi’ (good morning in Swahili). Nzuri was the response I received, followed by ‘Julie, your water’s ready’!

The Loo !
My first encounter with an African toilet the previous evening had been somewhat embarrassing.  I had held off as long as possible but eventually retrieved my loo roll and casually tried to navigate across the living room area.  Moses was seated in conversation with the four visiting Pastors.  Seeing me with the loo roll, in no doubt as to where I was going, he broke off his conversation to ask, ‘Are you sure you know what you are doing??  Is it a number 1 or a number 2??’ ‘Stop right there’ I yelled and fled across the garden only to return two minutes later as I realised I had forgotten to take the key!

My shower !
After my visit to the toilet, I was quite prepared for my next initiation - the African shower. Tatu, Moses’ wife walked with me back to the ‘loo’.  Sitting on top of the stool  was a large bowl of water.  Above the door were two nails, one on which to hang your clothes and the other, your towel.  The ledge of the tiny high up, open, window is where you place your soap. Tatu explained that you start from the top of your body (your cleaner bits) and work down to the dirty bits. She had added a pan full of hot water into the bowl so it was a wonderful warm temperature.  ‘I have made you an African shower’, she said proudly handing me an empty, plastic Blue Band margarine tub into which she had punctured many holes. Full of warm water and held above my head in the privacy of the tiny loo, this invention did a wonderful job!

Showered and dressed, I came out the loo to a hive of activity in the garden.  Newly laundered clothes had been draped across bushes to dry in the hot sun.  Paul James was busy ironing the creases out of his trousers.  The iron was filled with hot charcoal.  How do they find the motivation to do all this without electricity?

Friday 3rd December

Before I left France to return to Kisumu, I was very touched by the individuals who had given donations to take with me.  I guess this started when I had a stall at the local Vide Grenier (car boot sale) here in Tourrettes.  It was an incredibly tiring day but I managed to raise almost 300 euros and Nicky and Tim (the Isaiah Trust trustees) suggested I use this to supplement the Maize supply which would mean food on the table for the next four months or so.

As my travel day approached, numerous other donations begin to arrive.  A local minister, now retired, hastily placed some ‘notes’ in my hand and someone who had read my interview in a local magazine, sent a cheque for 200 euros.  I took my stewardship of this money very seriously.  I really wanted to use it in a way that would form a strong connection or bond between the donor and the beneficiary. As soon as I met Pastor Peter Mackenzie, I knew he would be one of those beneficiaries. 

Namamatatoa
On the face of it, Namamatatoa would appear to sound idyllic.  It is a beautiful, incredibly fertile place but is decimated by the Aids epidemic.  The villagers who haven’t moved to the cities and the relatives of those who have died from Aids, now consist of widows and orphans all of whom are incredibly poor. No one more than Pastor Peter Mackenzie understands this demographic disaster more than he does. When I asked him about his story he remembered Covenant House (the home I stay in when in Kisumu).  He was one of Mama Pat’s original boys, orphaned, living rough on the streets and then he moved into her orphanage as a 10 year old.  He was one of the lucky ones - he received an education and furthered his interests by enrolling in Bible College. Invited by Moses to start a church in Namamatatoa, he has a complete understanding of the pressures that influence the youths in this small rural community. Under his influence and guidance, 12 youths gave their lives to Christ and were baptised in the river during our 5 day stay.  When asked if Pastor Pete needed anything, he said that his ministry could be greatly extended if only he had a bicycle to continue ‘spreading the word’.  Thanks to the ‘divine connection’ with our local ex Minister, also called Peter, Pastor Peter Mackenzie now has a bike!

With the donation from another source, it is planned to lay the foundations and build a kindergarten so the tiny ones can be taken care of whilst their mothers work on the land to help feed the village.  Maybe Namamatatoa may actually exist on Google Maps one day!

I was so busy talking to Magdalena and Pastor Pete that it was approaching lunchtime before I asked for an update on the progress of ‘my little boy’, John Felix.  The response was not good.  He’s been lying down all morning – ‘I think it’s Malaria’, said the Pastor.

A 'Well' John Felix
I found him stretched out on a mattress in the shade, weak as a kitten, limp and with hardly any response at all.  For me it was shocking but my rational mind told me that I had to accept that this is an everyday occurrence for many of the inhabitants here in Africa. With its limited funds, the Isaiah Trust cannot keep a stock of essential medicines and whilst serious illnesses (eg. Typhoid) would warrant a visit to the public hospital, many illnesses and infections are simply left to run their course.  

I gently helped John Felix into my little bedroom and lay him on my bed.  Looking through my stock of lotions, potions and medicines, I administered some Nurofen and then sponged him down with cold water.  I lay on the bed next to him, held his tiny hand and thanked God that I was there to take care of him. 

Later that day Moses took me to find a local pharmacy where I bought a stock of malaria tablets (another donation by our neighbours, Tan and Angie, put to good use). I gave medication to John Felix, day and night and over the following few days he made an excellent recovery and became much stronger. In no time at all, he was sitting up playing games with me and winning! I thought of the 24/7 access to hospitals, clinics and doctors that we have in our world and thanked God that for once, I was in the right place at the right time. No child should have to go through that pain, despair and misery. 

20 December 2010

Secret Santa

J and I went to a dinner party on Saturday night. It was Mike and Lesley’s Xmas party and it was a terrific evening – starting at 7.30pm and finishing at 2am!

They do entertain well but both of them having spent many years in sales and marketing, they know how to do things beautifully.  The house was very festive and a huge log fire was burning. There was copious amounts of wine and they served a delicious dinner – spicy parsnip soup followed by lamb shank, cheese and dessert.

They’d planned on ten guests but four people who had been invited but who couldn’t come because they were flying out for Xmas had their travel plans curtailed by the weather and called to see if they could still come along, so Mike and Lesley had to scramble around trying to find another four lamb shanks at virtually a moment’s notice. They did wonders.

The real highlight of the evening though was their Secret Santa game. Now many of you will have participated in this game at Xmas (where each person present picks a name out of a hat and provides an anonymous present – the giver knows who they are giving to but the recipient should have no idea who has provided their present), but Mike and Lesley do it a little differently.

Their version of the game has everybody who attends providing an anonymous present (low value and fun is the criteria) with the host and hostess providing quite a few extra, so in this case with fourteen guests and the few extra presents, there were about thirty parcels on the table.

You need two sets of playing cards with the first set being dealt out around the table in turn so some people had three cards with a few guests getting four. A person is chosen and their job is to take the second set of cards and turn over each card in turn. The person at the table who has the identical card in their hand from the first set of cards is then allowed to choose a present.

Inevitably, all the presents are claimed before the second set of cards are finished and as the final cards are turned over, people with a matching card are then allowed to choose a present already picked by another guest and this is where the real fun starts.

Human nature being what it is, the largest parcels are usually picked first but of course, it could be anything, as last night there were a few toilet rolls ingeniously disguised!

Being an unlucky sort of person, when my cards eventually matched those being drawn by Sandie, all the gifts had gone so I chose a couple of people and took theirs, much to their annoyance, but this tactic did not go unnoticed by the other guests still to claim parcels and by the end of the game, I was left with a single, small package –  which turned out to be a pocket telephone note book! My big presents had gone!

It was a great way to end dinner – there was an edible bra, a couple of toilet rolls, an oven glove, a silly hat and so on.

And the final surprise of the evening – I was able to drive home. I had been a good boy. For once!